this is fucking hilarious
it’s like he’s talking about Tupperware containers.
Which is probably how he essentially saw the whole human race other than Dean.
This is honestly the best and none of those other fuckers can beat Cas in amazingness.
The dramatic zoom
the thrilling saga
"Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them. Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"
regulus black, unappreciated bamf extraordinaire
i will pretty much defend regulus until i die because of how fucking enraged i was by this being removed from the films
people say that gryffindors are the selfless ones but regulus is your shining bloody beacon of NO because his courage is entirely that of his house. it isn’t remotely reckless. it is clever. when harry has to ask kreacher to stalk draco in HBP, he has to make sure to close all the loopholes in kreacher’s thinking, to prevent him from telling draco what he’s up to. to prevent him from serving draco instead of harry. and that’s complicated enough.
regulus’ instructions provide kreacher with absolutely no method of sacrificing himself for regulus - the person he absolutely adores - and regulus never falters in that because it is the right thing to do. he knows, surely, how much this is going to destroy kreacher, but he also knows that it’s his choice to die and he cannot pass it off onto a house elf. that’s slytherin courage. it’s borne out of calculation, knowledge of the emotions of others and being able to put your own aside to protect what is yours.
tl;dr i have a lot of regulus feels OK
He knew he could make the most meaningful impact in getting that locket; he knew it would mean his death; he planned, strategically, to make sure it would be a flawless plan; and he knew the success of his mission would mean that no one could know about what happened.
Regulus is a bamf to the tenth degree. He’s a little lion, little king, and I adore him.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Shipping a new OTP and finding all the new fanfics just like
"This. I like it. ANOTHER."
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
[FINE WHATEVER. NOW DESIGN YOUR CHARACTER.]
White, Thin But Fit Able Body
[I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING]
With a Scruffy Beard
Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.
I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open.