natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
1, Greek yogurt (plain and lime flavored)
2. Salsa (EXTRA SPICY for Nat)
3. Six bags of those cheddar fishies that Thor likes
4. Organic free-range eggs (??? Darcy says they taste better)
5. Garbage bags
6. Chicken soup ‘n stars for Cap
7. Gallon of 2% milk
8. 12 whole chickens (reminder; clean out deep freeze)
OH SHIT OH SHIT SHOOT THAT FUCKER YEAH DIE BITCH
9. String cheese (for Nat)
anyone else noticing a trend here?
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…
RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING
Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall
This makes me so mad
WHERE ARE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS CRYING ABOUT HISTORICAL ACCURACY NOW??
We come to it at last
The new teaser trailer for #TheHobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will be unveiled tomorrow at 12pm PT / 3pm ET! [x]
Toronto-based editor Lyndsay Kirkham has started a firestorm this week after overhearing what was apparently an incredibly sexist conversation between IBM executives at lunch — and live-tweeting it.
Unaware that they were transmitting sexist nonsense to cyberspace, the IBM executives openly discussed “why they don’t hire women.” If you take Kirkham’s account at its word, it actually gets way worse.
But people want to say that the Computer Sciences are open to women!!! there is no sexism in the industry!!! all identities are welcome and it’s on the boom(tm)!!!
there’s a reason why many women end up leaving comp sci majors. it’s not because women don’t like comp sci, it’s because men harass women who are interested in comp sci.
OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.
I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.
Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.
I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.
do you think coming of age movie is like, still haunting him?
OMG, he *is* a meat ball!
Chris, You Fucking Meatball!
Oh My Gods!!!